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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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