called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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