I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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