Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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