No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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