im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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