White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm both gender and math confused
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