Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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