my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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