at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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