Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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