Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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