Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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