that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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