i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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