I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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