Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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