Girls should come with a carfax report
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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