VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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