that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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