I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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