I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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