yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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