i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize