It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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