no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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