My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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