He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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