we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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