So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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