in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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