Whod you bang
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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