If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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