The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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