Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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