Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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