How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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