I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Holy sore nipples Batman
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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