Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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