i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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