I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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