I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
