no, he came in my armpit
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Crop dusting thru forever 21
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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