My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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