i just had sex bonerless
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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