Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Randomize
