Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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