Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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