Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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