I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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