She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
