party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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