thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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