Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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