Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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